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Does anyone ever watch certain shows for
the Rubbernecking aspect?
I watch Christina Cooks just to gawk at her culinary and food stupidity.
She's a local vegan whole foods TV cook and my Mom was her sous chef when she gave cooking demos
in the area a few times and she's as goofy as my mom.
She makes
the oddest food and she has horrible technique and she says certain things are for boys etc.
A few months ago she was making a bean burger with bean mayo and she didn't spread
the mayo on
the bun NOOOOOO, she glops it on top on
the top bun and then glops salsa AND mustard on
the burger. Now you just KNOWWWW that's all gonna squirt out onto
the plate and get on your shirt.
Years ago she NEVER used salt or oils, then her husband developed health issues because of it and now shes
the oil, frying and salt QUEEN.
She does this weird thing where she adds a pinch of salt after every ingredient is added to
the pan then says "A pinch of salt to CLOSE
THE VEGETABLES SHUT!"
WHAT
THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN??????
She uses
the word taste wrong too. "I'm adding vinegar to this dish to give it an acid TASTE" No Christina
the correct word is acid FLAVOR.
She actually thinks that all
the eggs
in the supermarkets would have become chickens and somehow all
the cold refrigeration kills them.
OMG she drives me nuts yet I'm dumb and watch her all
the time!
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